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A ROBINHOOD MEME TOKEN

DOGSH!T

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE,
WHICH WOULD IT BE?

ELON: EASY CHOICE.

BUY DOGSHIT DEXSCREENER TWITTER / X
A deadpan muddy dog mascot in a cheap studio
TOP-SHELF FILTH / BOTTOM-SHELF DECISIONS

01 / THE RECEIPT

THE INTERNET ASKED.
HE DIDN'T HESITATE.

Screenshot of an online poll where Elon Musk replies Easy choice to Dogshit
ARCHIVED BEFORE COMMON SENSE COULD INTERVENE.
A ridiculous choice between a corporate prize and a muddy dog mascot
OPTION A OVERTHINK IT OPTION B DOGSHIT
A broken vending machine dispensing one muddy coin to a skeptical dog
UTILITY MACHINE: TECHNICALLY PLUGGED IN

02 / WHAT DOES IT DO?

ABSOLUTELY
SOMETHING.

DOGSHIT is a meme token for people who looked at the entire market, sighed deeply, and clicked the funniest button anyway.

  • ✓ Sits there beautifully
  • ✓ Makes your wallet smell richer
  • ✓ Gives charts emotional texture

03 / THE ROADMAP

THREE STEPS.
ZERO DIRECTIONS.

  1. 01DROP ITFair launch. Unfair name.
  2. 02STEP IN ITThe timeline notices.
  3. 03TRACK IT EVERYWHEREToo late. It's on the moon.
A paper collage roadmap through a shopping cart, dumpster and wonky moon
FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS MAY WALK BACKWARD.
A golden brown poop-shaped rocket blasting toward a cardboard moon
THE TECHNOLOGY IS MOSTLY TAPE.

04 / SPACE PROGRAM

TO THE MOON?
WRONG PIPE.

No promises. No prophecy. Just one extremely questionable object moving upward at a concerning speed.

WATCH THE MESS

05 / THE PACK

WE ALL MADE
THE EASY CHOICE.

JOIN THE SHITPOSTERS
A parade of scruffy dogs carrying a crowned muddy mascot on a cardboard throne
COMMUNITY-OWNED. HOUSE-TRAINING PENDING.
Dogshit muddy dog mascot portrait
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
IT IS BARELY ADVICE.

DON'T THINK TOO HARD.

PICK DOGSHIT.

BUY $DOGSHIT
CA COPIED. WASH YOUR HANDS.